Is that yellow cake? It better have chocolate icing, BITCH!

-RYAN

today in third hour, german, ryan told me that butt sex is illegal. it really blew my mind away. how does the butt sex police come and arrest you for bu-fu’n a chick. does someone slip them a note that say that these guys down the street are do’n some crazy illegal butt sex. do the police come to your house with a butt sex warrent and arrest you balls deep in a girl. i would love to see that on COPS. so when you are sitting in jail telling people you got put away for butt sex, everyone is going to be dropping the soap just for you.

-mp

Dragoball z is the coolest show in the whole universe. when i was little i would pass on fazoli’s just to watch thirty minutes of non-stop japanese action. everyone knows that dbz is the best. if you think i am wrong i will kamehameha you in the butt.

-mp 

We’ve talked about it, and decided we know what’s going on. So here ya go, a blog. We’ll tell you what we think about everything, talk about stuff we do, and post pictures of us doin it. Check it out every once in a while so you don’t miss any nuggets of truth and humor.