butt sex is illegal???

today in third hour, german, ryan told me that butt sex is illegal. it really blew my mind away. how does the butt sex police come and arrest you for bu-fu’n a chick. does someone slip them a note that say that these guys down the street are do’n some crazy illegal butt sex. do the police come to your house with a butt sex warrent and arrest you balls deep in a girl. i would love to see that on COPS. so when you are sitting in jail telling people you got put away for butt sex, everyone is going to be dropping the soap just for you.

-mp

~ by marshmallowpete on May 3, 2008.