soup and chili
soup and chili is a very stong subject. soup was invented by the untouchables from India. chili, on the other hand was a very fine art that was brewed up hundreds of years ago by the Vikings. soup is the poorest food ever and chili is the richest soup on the block! during the great depression there was soup kitchens. the soup kitchen was the lowest point you can get. the soup that fed the low lives of america was the leftover soup the military had after world war 1. as the people were suffering, with there warm water and carrot stems, the rich people laughed at them as they were full of hearty meaty stew. chili is so great, when we dropped the bomb on japan the only thing that was left were untainted cans of delicious chili. the first meal jesus ever had was a heaping pile of chili with a little bit of cheese on top and a peanut butter sandwich on the side. the only thing me and Chuck Norris are afraid of, is the day the world runs out of chili.
-MP
this is the greatest thing ever.