greek mythological facts

1. they invented the spork

2. they would punch the stomach of the pregnant to make sure the weak would not be born

3. they collected their kidney stones

4. after sex the men would throw sticks at mushrooms

5. they would never sell an olive bigger then their testicle

6. they would spit on the albinos (they still do this)

7. dogs are only named by their color

8. John stamos is greek

9. it is good luck when you eat the goats eyes before it stops bleeding

10. orgies are never frowned upon

-MP

~ by marshmallowpete on May 1, 2008.